About Me

I want to replace smartphones with even more invasive, data sucking and controlling, yet impactful, groundbreaking and better brain chips and wearables for humans. But I need to be in the Valley first. Attention US VCs.

I have a healthy passion to be an ambitious, visionary leader of the world by creating the next big thing in tech. Like every thick-skulled, big balls wantrepreneur out there.

Musk ain't sh*t.

If you think this website is all satire, you are a hater.

Do you know what the next best thing is to creating money?

It's creating money.

Every time I see a poor kid, I tell him, opportunities are all around us. We just need to seize them as they come. This one kid took it to heart once and took the donut I was eating from my hand. Champ.

Do your best to succeed in life.

It's simple.

Just Qreate things.

When the chips are down, just get more chips.

Manifest.

Those who are crazy to believe they can change the world, they change the world. Simple.

It's so easy, I honestly don't know why we have depression.

TLDR - Just Do It